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Should Donald Trump's Shits Be Considered Red-Folder News?
Yeet Yeeterson satirically proposes a red-folder economic-calendar alert for the most unpredictable event traders will never see scheduled.
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Yeet Yeeterson satirically proposes a red-folder economic-calendar alert for the most unpredictable event traders will never see scheduled.